Showing posts with label The Phunny Pharisee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Phunny Pharisee. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Love This, Read Below the Fold to Find the Humor :)

It's been around for a while, but it's well done.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Hilarious

Go ahead, but if you think you might die laughing, don't read the rest of this post.


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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Overheard on the CB Radio

Moi, at just before sunrise.
In a massive traffic backup outside Cincinnati.
We've been delayed for over an hour, and some wise guy of a trucker says "what day is this?"
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Friday, July 23, 2010

Tough Times For the Dark Side, Darth Robs Bank

Your Money or your life!

No kidding:
The Daily Mail - "Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared."
My wife is a Banker, so this is no laughing matter.

Ok, it is. No one got hurt (badly, he punched someone) and I hope they catch the guy. Don't go walking into a place of business dressed as Anakin Skywalker anytime soon.
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Thursday, June 17, 2010

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Commando Coffee

And if you look through my second story window at 6am, past the plants, with a telescope, I daresay the view might be even more shocking.
The Telegraph - "Eric Williamson, from Springfield, Virginia, was brewing coffee in his kitchen when a woman and a seven-year-old boy walked past the window and saw him.

The woman complained to police who arrested Williamson shortly after the incident on Monday morning.

Williamson, 29, insisted he did nothing wrong and that any exposure of his private parts were accidental.

'Yes I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me,' he said."
My goodness Eric, pull the drapes or move the kitchen to the second floor and put some plants in the window. And to the woman who reported him? Laugh, and don't look again. Sheesh.

This reminds me of neighbors in Texas. When they couldn't get a good look, they flew over and took pictures. When they still couldn't see anything, they went in with a swat team.

And yes, I often don't wear a thing from the time I hit the sack until the coffee is started. No one is lining up to look and I'm sure no one wants to.
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Friday, October 09, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Think about it

In view of what I've been blogging about for the last few days, watch this, and think about it:


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Short Form of the Acorn Controversy

I've made boring long winded speeches to my wife who no doubt prays I'll shut up about it. This is the best summary I've seen.
Found at "I Own The World."
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

The way some people see Polygyny

This came up in a discussion with a friend.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hybrid Cars Destroy the Environment. What are we to do?

The Pharisee discovered Mitchieville a while back and often goes there to make sense of the world.
"Another reason why hybrid owners get into more accidents is because of people like me who purposely drive them off the road and into telephone poles, ditches, and into other cars. In Mitchieville, it’s not even against the law to do that to hybrid owners, it’s actually encouraged. I figure for every hybrid I take off the road, means one less commie professor who won’t make it to school that day. That’s good for the cheeeeeldren."
There are of course fundamental underlying reasons (real reasons, trust me) that insurance costs and costs in general for Hybrids are higher. Read the Mayor's analysis.
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